"Companies shouldn't use the law to prevent consumers from doing something legal."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Jon Johansen on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Jon Johansen on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Jon Johansen on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Jon Johansen on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Jon Johansen on Plato