"My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Jon Lovitz on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Jon Lovitz on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Jon Lovitz on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Jon Lovitz on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Jon Lovitz on Friedrich Nietzsche