"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."Jon Stewart on Eleanor Roosevelt
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."Jon Stewart on Walt Disney
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."Jon Stewart on T. E. Lawrence
"Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world."Jon Stewart on Harriet Tubman
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."Jon Stewart on James Dean
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."