"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Jon Stewart on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Jon Stewart on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Jon Stewart on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Jon Stewart on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Jon Stewart on Benjamin Franklin
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."