"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Jon Stewart on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Jon Stewart on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Jon Stewart on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Jon Stewart on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Jon Stewart on Dalai Lama
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."