"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Jon Stewart on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Jon Stewart on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Jon Stewart on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Jon Stewart on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Jon Stewart on Maya Angelou
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."