"I grew up with baseball I played in Little League and went to games with my dad. But I, as I grew up, became more of a basketball fanatic than a baseball one."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Jonah Hill on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Jonah Hill on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Jonah Hill on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Jonah Hill on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Jonah Hill on Friedrich Nietzsche
"All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how cool things are."
"'Allen Gregory' came about because we wanted an animated show and we were just tossing around some ideas about me playing a 7-year-old. We thought that would be cool, because we couldn't do that in real life."
"I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in any way, it's important to knock them down a peg."
"I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience."
"I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched."