"In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. It's so schizophrenic."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Jonathan Carroll on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Jonathan Carroll on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Jonathan Carroll on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Jonathan Carroll on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Jonathan Carroll on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat."
"It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart."
"The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child."
"Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well."