"Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Jonathan Shapiro on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Jonathan Shapiro on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Jonathan Shapiro on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Jonathan Shapiro on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Jonathan Shapiro on Bill Gates
"Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor."
"It's to be a person who's able to shoot little arrows into sacred cows and knock politicians off their pedestals, to look out for hypocrisy, advocate for all sorts of things from social justice to peace."
"There was a teacher who recognized that I was interested in cartooning and he was great."