"I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Jonathan Winters on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Jonathan Winters on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Jonathan Winters on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Jonathan Winters on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Jonathan Winters on Steven Wright
"Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor."
"My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me."
"I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it."