"Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Jonathan Winters on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Jonathan Winters on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Jonathan Winters on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Jonathan Winters on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Jonathan Winters on Henry Ward Beecher
"I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping."
"My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me."
"I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it."