"We must make immigration a legal, orderly process to eliminate this issue, not further criminalize it."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Jose Serrano on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Jose Serrano on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Jose Serrano on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Jose Serrano on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Jose Serrano on Plato
"In a country with an overabundance of food, no one should go hungry because of a lack of funds or technical and professional knowledge. We have the food, and we have the networks we now need to support the providers."
"Under the leadership of this President, the state of the union is not strong. We are being pulled apart rather than pulling together. Our democracy is suffering from the choices being made, and yet we are offered the same tired excuses and unrealistic analyses."
"The government can still conduct clandestine searches of innocent people's private information such as library, medical, and financial records. This is wrong and should have been addressed in a true compromise."