"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Joseph Barbera on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Joseph Barbera on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Joseph Barbera on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Joseph Barbera on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Joseph Barbera on Steven Wright
"I don't know that I spent any more time alone than any other kid, but being by myself never bothered me."
"That's what keeps me going: dreaming, inventing, then hoping and dreaming some more in order to keep dreaming."
"Los Angeles was an impression of failure, of disappointment, of despair, and of oddly makeshift lives. This is California? I thought."
"I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving."
"My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned."