"As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Elbert Hubbard
"If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone."
"Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever."
"While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors."
"To be honest, I sort of feel like 'movie actor' isn't of this time. I love it. But it's a 20th-century art form."
"Celebrity doesn't have anything to do with art or craft. It's about being rich and thinking that you're better than everybody else."