"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Josh Billings on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Josh Billings on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Josh Billings on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Josh Billings on Dalai Lama
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."