"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Josh Billings on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Josh Billings on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Josh Billings on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Josh Billings on Abraham Lincoln
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."