"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Josh Billings on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Josh Billings on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Josh Billings on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Josh Billings on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Josh Billings on George Bernard Shaw
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."