"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Josh Billings on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Josh Billings on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Josh Billings on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Josh Billings on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Josh Billings on James C. Dobson
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."