"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Josh Billings on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Josh Billings on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Josh Billings on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Josh Billings on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Josh Billings on Dalai Lama
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."
"One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can."