"The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Josh Billings on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Josh Billings on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Josh Billings on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Josh Billings on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Josh Billings on Mark Twain
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."