"There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."Josh Billings on Albert Einstein
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."