"The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Joyce Cary on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Joyce Cary on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Joyce Cary on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Joyce Cary on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Joyce Cary on Steven Wright
"I look upon life as a gift from God. I did nothing to earn it. Now that the time is coming to give it back, I have no right to complain."
"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."
"Religion is organized to satisfy and guide the soul - politics does the same thing for the body."