"I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Juan Gris on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Juan Gris on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Juan Gris on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Juan Gris on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Juan Gris on Josh Billings