"Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."June Singer on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."June Singer on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."June Singer on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."June Singer on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."June Singer on Steven Wright
"Androgyny is not trying to manage the relationship between the opposites it is simply flowing between them."