"I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Justin Halpern on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Justin Halpern on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Justin Halpern on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Justin Halpern on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Justin Halpern on Bill Gates
"Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read."
"I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win."