"It's like, once you've seen Tom Hanks win the Golden Globes, the Oscars, you've seen his wife, what kind of car he drives, when you watch his movies, you can't fully get really lost in them."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Justin Theroux on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Justin Theroux on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Justin Theroux on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Justin Theroux on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Justin Theroux on Steven Wright
"There's a logic to dreams that doesn't necessarily follow linear narrative. You don't know why things happen, it's your subconscious pushing you, to give you information."
"Fame is something I think happens as a result of trying to do good work. If you're trying to be famous, your work usually suffers."