"I'd just like to be good at sports. I'm extremely competitive with absolutely nothing to back it up."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Kaitlin Olson on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Kaitlin Olson on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Kaitlin Olson on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Kaitlin Olson on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Kaitlin Olson on Henry David Thoreau
"It would be great to do another television show that was a multi-camera because the hours are so wonderful and you can be a good mom at the same time. The problem is, there aren't a lot of multi-camera shows that I personally like. My aesthetic is more geared toward single-camera shows."