"The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this weekend, it's 'How are your parents doing?'"
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Kal Penn on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Kal Penn on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Kal Penn on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Kal Penn on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Kal Penn on Henry David Thoreau