"I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Karl Lagerfeld on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Karl Lagerfeld on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Karl Lagerfeld on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Karl Lagerfeld on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Karl Lagerfeld on Elbert Hubbard
"I never - you know also one of the things that would save me for a man my age, it was not that easy to lose that much weight and fall down and look like something draped."
"When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude."
"Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time."
"What I love best in life is new starts."
"I love to watch times change!"