"It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Karl Lagerfeld on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Karl Lagerfeld on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Karl Lagerfeld on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Karl Lagerfeld on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Karl Lagerfeld on Elbert Hubbard
"I never - you know also one of the things that would save me for a man my age, it was not that easy to lose that much weight and fall down and look like something draped."
"When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude."
"Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time."
"What I love best in life is new starts."
"I love to watch times change!"