"I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Karl Pilkington on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Karl Pilkington on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Karl Pilkington on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Karl Pilkington on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Karl Pilkington on Josh Billings
"To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?"
"To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after."
"And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding."