"To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?"
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Karl Pilkington on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Karl Pilkington on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Karl Pilkington on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Karl Pilkington on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Karl Pilkington on James C. Dobson
"I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about."
"To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after."
"And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding."