"I try something new every night. It's an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Kate Clinton on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Kate Clinton on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Kate Clinton on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Kate Clinton on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Kate Clinton on Winston Churchill
"Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it weren't, more women would do it."
"I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir."
"My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things."
"A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid."
"Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one."