"My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Kate Clinton on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Kate Clinton on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Kate Clinton on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Kate Clinton on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Kate Clinton on Henry David Thoreau
"I try something new every night. It's an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me."
"Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it weren't, more women would do it."
"I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir."
"A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid."
"Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one."