"'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Katey Sagal on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Katey Sagal on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Katey Sagal on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Katey Sagal on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Katey Sagal on Elbert Hubbard
"I work with all these amazing voice actors that do a kajillion voices."
"Um, I have an enormous faith in God. I have an enormous support system that also has that same belief."
"I do a lot of writing about my family."
"I have a little kitchen office at home, where I do all my kids' stuff."
"For me it's also - the music is equally as important. I mean I think as somebody who writes music, there just has to sort of be the marriage between both."