"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Katharine Hepburn on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Katharine Hepburn on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Katharine Hepburn on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Katharine Hepburn on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Katharine Hepburn on Elbert Hubbard
"Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age."
"I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they're good or there because they're lucky."
"It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession."
"We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change."
"Death will be a great relief. No more interviews."