"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Kathy Griffin on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Kathy Griffin on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Kathy Griffin on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Kathy Griffin on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Kathy Griffin on Henry Ward Beecher
"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."