"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Kathy Griffin on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Kathy Griffin on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Kathy Griffin on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Kathy Griffin on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Kathy Griffin on Benjamin Franklin
"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."