"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
"Film spectators are quiet vampires."Kathy Griffin on Jim Morrison
"Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic."Kathy Griffin on Johnny Depp
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."Kathy Griffin on Steve Martin
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."Kathy Griffin on Clint Eastwood
"Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood."Kathy Griffin on Walt Disney
"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."