"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."Kathy Griffin on Confucius
"To love beauty is to see light."Kathy Griffin on Victor Hugo
"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person."Kathy Griffin on Amanda Peet
"A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears."Kathy Griffin on Anne Roiphe
"People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."Kathy Griffin on Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."