"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned."Kathy Griffin on Buddha
"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."Kathy Griffin on Aristotle
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."Kathy Griffin on Mark Twain
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."Kathy Griffin on Albert Einstein
"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."Kathy Griffin on Maya Angelou
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."