"I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Katie Price on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Katie Price on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Katie Price on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Katie Price on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Katie Price on Henry Ward Beecher
"If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?"
"I know I will die in a car crash."
"The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me."
"All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards."
"When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous."