"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Kelly Osbourne on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Kelly Osbourne on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Kelly Osbourne on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Kelly Osbourne on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Kelly Osbourne on Wayne Dyer
"Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and I'm even starting to get muscles on my tummy - it's incredible."
"Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don't recognize our own beauty because we're too busy comparing ourselves to other people."
"I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window."
"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"
"I feel good in my own skin because I've accepted the fact that I'm me. That's what's so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybody's different."