"I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Kelly Osbourne on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Kelly Osbourne on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Kelly Osbourne on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Kelly Osbourne on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Kelly Osbourne on Linford Christie
"Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and I'm even starting to get muscles on my tummy - it's incredible."
"Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don't recognize our own beauty because we're too busy comparing ourselves to other people."
"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
"It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!"
"I feel good in my own skin because I've accepted the fact that I'm me. That's what's so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybody's different."