"The bill would ban human cloning, and any attempts at human cloning, for both reproductive purposes and medical research. Also forbidden is the importing of cloned embryos or products made from them."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ken Calvert on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ken Calvert on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ken Calvert on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ken Calvert on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ken Calvert on Erma Bombeck
"We should not blur the lines between legal and illegal immigrants. Millions of people around the world have gone through the process to come here legally and they followed the rules that required them to pay a fee, learn English, and learn about American history and government."
"We can practice tolerance while still holding true to cultural values that protect the institution of marriage as a union between only a man and a woman."