"I went to Duke University in the medical track. And then I decided I wanted to do something more creative, so I switched to biochemistry at Nebraska."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ken Wilber on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ken Wilber on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ken Wilber on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ken Wilber on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ken Wilber on Erma Bombeck
"I rise to taste the dawn, and find that love alone will shine today."
"What is it in you that brings you to a spiritual teacher in the first place? It's not the spirit in you, since that is already enlightened, and has no need to seek. No, it is the ego in you that brings you to a teacher."