"I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Kevin James on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Kevin James on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Kevin James on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Kevin James on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Kevin James on Henry David Thoreau
"It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."
"As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day."
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere."
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."