"It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Kevin James on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Kevin James on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Kevin James on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Kevin James on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Kevin James on Bill Gates
"As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day."
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere."
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
"Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that."