"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Kevin James on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Kevin James on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Kevin James on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Kevin James on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Kevin James on Abraham Lincoln
"It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."
"As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day."
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere."
"Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that."