"After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Kin Hubbard on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Kin Hubbard on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Kin Hubbard on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Kin Hubbard on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Kin Hubbard on Ambrose Bierce
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."
"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."
"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."